Tall Men: Please Wear Long Shorts!

I am on a quest to stop all tall men from wearing short shorts. Tom Selleck looked "hot" in his short shorts during Magnum P.I., but that was in the "80s". We have moved beyond that now. For tall men, anything shorter than a 10" inseam makes your legs look ridiculous. They exaggerate your leg length and make you have "bird legs". You need to keep everything in proportion including your shorts. Today I came across several pairs of Volcom longer length shorts for men with 11.5" -12.5" inseams.